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2 comments | Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Just the other day, I was accused of being the world's worst blogger. Apparently, this is my new area of expertise. Steps to being a bad blogger:

1. Blog only every 20 days or so. Who cares that you're busy and stuck at your job until ridiculous hours. Just don't blog and most importantly, don't explain your frequent absences.

2. Don't use lots of pictures. Though I'm starting to get the hang of inserting pictures, I'm certainly not the best at this art.

3. Write about your students. So I'm proud of my students - what can I say? Sometimes they actually prove that they are not lazy bums but brilliant, creative souls. My next post is sure to give you some visuals of their latest achievement.

4. Post only every 20 days or so. I think that covers just about every part of being a bad blogger. If you never post, no one comes to visit, and then everyone thinks you have nothing to say.

Alas, if I'm only an expert in a few things, at least I can pass my infinite wisdom along. To all you bad bloggers out there, keep up the good work! Obviously, you have other more important things to do! :)

Cheers!

2 Comments:

Blogger Josh M said...

you're a bad blogger

December 11, 2006 3:28 PM

 
Blogger Philip said...

Don't worry, Josh is a bad boyfriend.

December 19, 2006 12:50 PM

 

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